Jocelyn “Joc-Joc” Bolante returned to the Phils. after several Years of “Hiding”,The Senate assumes that this will be the end of Their Investigation regading The Fertilizer Fund Scam,Executive Sec. Eduardo Ermita,However,Told the Media that The Government wasn’t worried about Joc-joc’s Comeback,His voice is Somewhat Shaky while saying this.
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President Arroyo says she’s not worried about Joc-joc’s Return in the Country,Her knees were shivering and Her Long skirt is wet while saying this.
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Anyways,Is it true that The Brand Name of The Dextrose that St.Lukes is giving to Joc-Joc Bolante is “UREA COMPLETE”?
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EXCLUSIVE : The HEADLINES News Team was given by the Senate a Chance to Interview the “Architect” of Fertilizer Fund Scam,Mr.Jocelyn “Joc-Joc” Bolante via Phone,Here now is the transcript of that Interview :
HEADLINES TEAM [HT] : Hello,Sir
JOCELYN “JOC-JOC” BOLANTE [JJ] : Yes,Who’s This?
HT : We are from the HEADLINES Blog,We want to get your side on The Fertilizer Fund Issue,Is it true that it has been used as The Administration’ Campaign Fund for The 2004 Presidential Elections?
JJ : Sorry,I could not answer your Question right now…
HT : Why not?
JJ : I am in the Hospital Right now
HT : And why are you in the Hospital?
JJ : Of Course,I’m not feeling well,I am sick!
HT : And why are you sick?
JJ : Because I…A…hey,Wait a minute,Why are you asking me like That?
HT : And why not?
JJ : Are you Crazy,You should Know the Answer!
HT : And why do you think we Know the Answer to that Question?
JJ : A….What the…Oh my God,This is terrible,You’re Insane!
HT : And Why do you think we are Insane?
JJ : Because You are asking Non-sense Questions!
HT : How sure are you it is Non-sense?
JJ : You’re so pathetic?
HT : If we are pathetic,Then How about you?
JJ : I will go Crazy because of You!
HT : If you will go Crazy,Then Why are you there in That “General” Hospital? You should go to a Mental Institution or See some Psychiathrist…
JJ : You know what,I don’t know who are you,Or What’s on Your Bloody mind,For I am sick of your Non-sense Questions…Stop Asking That way!
HT : Of course we Should,We are the Interviewer,That’s why we are asking…Isn’t it obvious?
JJ : ***Silent Mode***
HT : Now,before we end this,May I know why did you answer all of our questions even If you don’t want to answer because you are in the Hospital?
JJ : ***A loud bang was heard from his place,It seems that he has thrown his Cellphone…:***
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Special Report : Anime Titles that suit a Personality,Politician or a Thing.
US Presidential Candidate Barrack Obama : Darker than Black
MMDA Road Signs : Read or Die
Willie Revillame : Devil May Cry
Philippine Congressmen/Sen.Manny Villar/MERALCO : POKEMON [Pocket Monsters]
Tim Yap,John Osmena,GUCCI Gang : Super GALS! / Green-Green
Sen. Jamby Madrigal : Absolute Boy
EX – PNP Controller Eliseo dela Paz : Mysterious Thief Pride
PNP General Jesus Versoza : Elfen LIED
Estonia Computer Hackers : DIGIMON [Digital Monsters]
Baron Guisler/John Estrada : Power Stone [You know what I mean]
Nadia Montenegro : Super Boink
Annabelle Rama and Cristy Fermin: Monster [Not Monster Mom...Just Monster]
And Last but NOT the least :
Philippine President Gloria Arroyo : Jigoku Shoujo
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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :
Broadsheet : Joc-joc Bolante to Face the Senate ; Malacanang dedma.
Tabloid : Joc-joc,Haharap sa Senado ; Arroyo,Sumakit….ANG TIYAN.
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT BY IMBE : There are Some poor people who Steal because They have Nothing,But There are some rich people who Steal NOT because They don’t have any,But because they want to have More.
OTOBER 31 is a Working Day…Magsipasok kayooooo!!!!
Have a Nice day Everyone!
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[...] No JOC : He’s Back! Jocelyn “Joc-Joc” Bolante returned to the Phils. after several Years of “Hiding”,The Senate assumes that this will be the end of Their Investigation regading The Fertilizer Fund Scam,Executive Sec. Eduardo Ermita,However,Told the Media that The Government wasn’t worried about Joc-joc’s Comeback,His voice is Somewhat Shaky while saying this. *** President Arroyo says she’s not worried about Joc-joc’s Return in the Country,Her knees were shivering and Her Long skirt is wet while saying this. *** EXCLUSIVE : The HEADLINES News Team was given by the Senate a Chance to Interview the “Architect” of Fertilizer Fund Scam,Mr.Jocelyn “Joc-Joc” Bolante via Phone,Here now is the transcript of that Interview : HEADLINES TEAM [HT] : Hello,Sir JOCELYN “JOC-JOC” BOLANTE [JJ] : Yes,Who’s This? HT : We are from the HEADLINES Blog,We want to get your side on The Fertilizer Fund Issue,Is it true that it has been used as The Administration’ Campaign Fund for The 2004 Presidential Elections? JJ : Sorry,I could not answer your Question right now… HT : Why not? JJ : I am in the Hospital Right now HT : And why are you in the Hospital? JJ : Of Course,I’m not feeling well,I am sick! HT : And why are you sick? JJ : Because I…A…hey,Wait a minute,Why are you asking me like That? HT [...] [...]
Nice one on anime titles befitting politicians & other public figures.
Especially the one about PGMA & Jigoku Shoujo.
Some more titles to tide you over with.
(no longer) Sen. Antonio Trillanes – Code Geass (Magdalo): Lelouch (Trillanes) of the Rebellion [Note: This joke will someday find its way into SNW, I ensure; since it's approx. one year after the Manila Peninsula siege]
Most of our singers today – Ar tonelico II: Melody of Metafalica [Singers infected with the "birit" (belting) disease must be isolated and dealt with ASAP. The one who will take on Croix Bartel's role must be a true singer who wishes to put the true meaning behind singing back into our music industry]
Our Senate – The Disgaea series [Dark Senate / Dark Assembly. Hate the senators who always shout "Nay" everytime they talk about you, especially if you're PGMA? Persuade by force!]
^Oh yes! I forgot about Trillanes
Thanks for that!