FOX News Slogans

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FACT : The FUCKs….I mean,FOX News Channel was greatly Disappointed with the US Election Results last November 4 Where Barack Obama has beaten John Mc Cain,The most Favorable Candidate of that “News Channel” [But in my Opinion,it's a COMEDY Channel!]

I have seen their News Anchors’ Faces,And I tell you what,It seems that they were in a Burial that time…..

I don’t think they are still living on their Slogan,”Fair and Balanced”,That’s why I have come up with this Suggestion : Changing their Corporate Slogan.

So Here now are The list of FOX News’ New Slogans…Hope They Like it…

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Paid in Balance!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : We put The EEEEEEEWWW in the News!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : The News Channel for People with Severe Brain Damage

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : 50% truth…100% lies

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Fair and Balanced…Except for the Democrats!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Mental Institutions’ Most Watched News Channel

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Here LIES

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Home of the Greatest Mathematicians ever!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Death to the Muslims!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : KILL OBAMA!!!!!

And Last but not the Least

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : We Live on O’Reily’s Central Philosophy,To respect our Guests…..BY SHOUTING AT THEM!

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  1. [...] I mean,FOX News Channel was greatly Disappointed with the US Election Results last November 4 Where Barack Obama has beaten John Mc Cain,The most Favorable Candidate of that “ News Channel” [But in my Opinion,it’s a COMEDY Channel!] … Original post [...]

  2. parang may news channel din dito sa Pinas na 50% truth, 100% lies..

  3. ^Hmmm…..I’ll Guess…..

    Ah….MERALCO News Agency?

    :lol:

  4. I love your comments on Fox news slogans. I came up with a blog about it myself after seeing that hot mess broad Victoria Jackson on Hannity’s show last week. She emphasized everything hilariously ignorant about that network that I gave it the slogan of “We are Fair and Balanced on blissful ignorance”. I stated that slogan is better than the old school NBC one of being “Proud as a Peacock”. LOL

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