President OBinay

Makati City Mayor Jejomar “Jojo” Binay on Tuesday announced his intent to run for president in the 2010 national elections,He announced his intent during the 66th Foundation of the Makati City Hall.

Cong.Teddy Boy Locsin has introduced Binay as The “Obama” of the Philippines,But the difference according to them is that No one questions about Binay’s Experience when he Seated in The City’s High office.

Well,For me,Every Filipino Politician has the Right to Claim that They are the “Obama” of the Philippines,Tutal May Maitim naman sa kanila….YUNG BUDHI!

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When asked who will be His Running Mate,Mayor Binay Said : “Kahit sino,Basta yung May Buhok sa Noo ha?”

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The Philippine government rejected a request to defer a refund of foreign currency fees collected by the Manila Electric Co. (Meralco).

MERALCO Consumers were happy about this,ABS-CBN Talents felt dis-appointed.

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The Main reason why MERALCO wants to defer their refund is that they could not Give all the Refunds at The same time since They have to do 3 Diferrent refunding tasks.[First is the P 3.9 B CERA Overcharge,Second is the P 2.9 B Meter deposit "Scam",Third is the P 30 B Overcharging from 1994-2003]

If the ERC will not grant their petition,The utility Co. will get another Loan just to repay their Consumers…Paano yan Eh di madadagdagan na yung P 3 Billion na Utang ng ABS-CBN?

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In other News,Bayani Fernando has been Declared as the Newest Celebrity Duets Champion [Though for me,It is QUITE expected]…Of course MMDA Employees were happy,But Most of our Drivers are still wondering how it happen since they had voted for Phil Younghusband.

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EXCLUSIVE : THE HEADLINES TEAM recently got some reactions from Different Personalities,As well as the Ordinary Filipino People,With regards to Bayani Fernando as The Celebrity Duets Champion,Here it is.:

Marikina Mayor Maritess Fernando : Galing talaga ng Stategy ng aking honey,Pag di kasi nila binoto ang asawa ko,Wala silang NFA Rice!

Melanie Marquez : It’s not my problem Anymore….It’s my Brother’s Problem anymore!

Phil Younghusband : Bekeyt siyeh eng Binowtow niyeow? beykeyt dei ekow? Ekele ko bei mes gweypow ekow se kenyie? Geleyng kow nang Mag-tegelowg now?

First Daughter Luli Arroyo : Bwisit ka JC,Ang laki ng Ginastos ko para lang Iboto ka,Nag-Loan pa ako sa Bangko para lang sa Load na gagastusin ko sa iyo,Tapos matatalo Ka lang?!?!? Sumagot ka baklita ka,SUMAGOT KAAAAAA!!!!!!

MMDA Traffic Enforcer : Sir,Nanalo na kayo…Baka pwede na niyong ibalik yung Load na inubos ko para sa inyo?

Bus Driver : Okey lang na manalo siya,Basta ba after that,May Kotong Holiday ang mga Tauhan niya?

Barack Obama : Bayani Fernando WHAT?????

And Last But NOT the least :

ABS-CBN : This is non-sense,The Other Network has given P 500 and Groceries to some texters So that they could vote for Fernando!

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet : Binay,Obama of the Phils. – Locsin

Tabloid : Binay,Maitim ang…..ang…..ang…..Balat! – Locsin