Barack Obama has the Biggest Chance of Winning the Race for Presidency in The United States,The World’s Powerful Country.

It seems that The US was Enlightened by An Afro-American.

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Senator John Mc Cain,However,Said that he won’t be waiving his White flag unless the votes are casted,He’s confident he will win,While saying it,His Pants turned WET.

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The Commission on Elections [COMELEC] of the Philippines is observing the Polls for the 2008 US National Elections,The Commission wants to know the Process of Election Automation in the Said Country so that in 2010,They will use it for Cheating in Favor of PGMA’s bets…

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BREAKING NEWS : The Batangas Coffee Farmers have created a New Coffee Variant inspired by The 2008 US National Elections,This new variant is Darker than Any other Coffee Variants in the World.

The New Variant will Be Called KAPENG BARAKO……BAMA.

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US ELECTION SLOGAN :

Barack Obama : Change…We Need

John Mc Cain : Country First

Eliseo Dela Paz : Money CHANGEr for the COUNTRY of Euros.

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FUTURE HEADLINES :

Barack Obama wins ; America will be having a “BLACK” christmas this Year.

Barack Obama wins ; America sees new LIGHT

Barack Obama wins ; Charcoal Business boomed

Barack Obama wins ; Arroyo jumped for Joy.

Barack Obama wins ; Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sighed in Relief

John Mc Cain : “Obama Cheated ; He called Garci”

John Mc Cain : “Obama Cheated ; He brought flying voters from Africa.

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JOC-JOC-JOC…. BOLANTE!

QUESTION : Ano ang Tunay na Apelyido ni Chris Tiu?

SAGOT : Ferminit,Pwede ring Ferdelion…..

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PERSONALS :

I Hope that The Next President of the United States will Implement REAL Reformation in their Government,He should think that His Country that he is ruling Right now is The Most Powerful in The World,Hence,He should Humble his Country and always remeber to Put his Feet on the Ground,Because For me,A Humble Person will be Raised by GOD.

PS : Don’t forget to send me some Dollars!

Have a Nice Day Everyone!

Jocelyn “Joc-Joc” Bolante returned to the Phils. after several Years of “Hiding”,The Senate assumes that this will be the end of Their Investigation regading The Fertilizer Fund Scam,Executive Sec. Eduardo Ermita,However,Told the Media that The Government wasn’t worried about Joc-joc’s Comeback,His voice is Somewhat Shaky while saying this.

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President Arroyo says she’s not worried about Joc-joc’s Return in the Country,Her knees were shivering and Her Long skirt is wet while saying this.

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Anyways,Is it true that The Brand Name of The Dextrose that St.Lukes is giving to Joc-Joc Bolante is “UREA COMPLETE”?

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EXCLUSIVE : The HEADLINES News Team was given by the Senate a Chance to Interview the “Architect” of Fertilizer Fund Scam,Mr.Jocelyn “Joc-Joc” Bolante via Phone,Here now is the transcript of that Interview :

HEADLINES TEAM [HT] : Hello,Sir

JOCELYN “JOC-JOC” BOLANTE [JJ] : Yes,Who’s This?

HT : We are from the HEADLINES Blog,We want to get your side on The Fertilizer Fund Issue,Is it true that it has been used as The Administration’ Campaign Fund for The 2004 Presidential Elections?

JJ : Sorry,I could not answer your Question right now…

HT : Why not?

JJ : I am in the Hospital Right now

HT : And why are you in the Hospital?

JJ : Of Course,I’m not feeling well,I am sick!

HT : And why are you sick?

JJ : Because I…A…hey,Wait a minute,Why are you asking me like That?

HT : And why not?

JJ : Are you Crazy,You should Know the Answer!

HT : And why do you think we Know the Answer to that Question?

JJ : A….What the…Oh my God,This is terrible,You’re Insane!

HT : And Why do you think we are Insane?

JJ : Because You are asking Non-sense Questions!

HT : How sure are you it is Non-sense?

JJ : You’re so pathetic?

HT : If we are pathetic,Then How about you?

JJ : I will go Crazy because of You!

HT : If you will go Crazy,Then Why are you there in That “General” Hospital? You should go to a Mental Institution or See some Psychiathrist…

JJ : You know what,I don’t know who are you,Or What’s on Your Bloody mind,For I am sick of your Non-sense Questions…Stop Asking That way!

HT : Of course we Should,We are the Interviewer,That’s why we are asking…Isn’t it obvious?

JJ : ***Silent Mode***

HT : Now,before we end this,May I know why did you answer all of our questions even If you don’t want to answer because you are in the Hospital?

JJ : ***A loud bang was heard from his place,It seems that he has thrown his Cellphone…:***

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Special Report : Anime Titles that suit a Personality,Politician or a Thing.

US Presidential Candidate Barrack Obama : Darker than Black

MMDA Road Signs : Read or Die

Willie Revillame : Devil May Cry

Philippine Congressmen/Sen.Manny Villar/MERALCO : POKEMON [Pocket Monsters]

Tim Yap,John Osmena,GUCCI Gang : Super GALS! / Green-Green

Sen. Jamby Madrigal : Absolute Boy

EX – PNP Controller Eliseo dela Paz : Mysterious Thief Pride

PNP General Jesus Versoza : Elfen LIED

Estonia Computer Hackers : DIGIMON [Digital Monsters]

Baron Guisler/John Estrada : Power Stone [You know what I mean]

Nadia Montenegro : Super Boink

Annabelle Rama and Cristy Fermin: Monster [Not Monster Mom...Just Monster]

And Last but NOT the least :

Philippine President Gloria Arroyo : Jigoku Shoujo

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet : Joc-joc Bolante to Face the Senate ; Malacanang dedma.
Tabloid : Joc-joc,Haharap sa Senado ; Arroyo,Sumakit….ANG TIYAN.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT BY IMBE : There are Some poor people who Steal because They have Nothing,But There are some rich people who Steal NOT because They don’t have any,But because they want to have More.

OTOBER 31 is a Working Day…Magsipasok kayooooo!!!!

Have a Nice day Everyone!