FACT : The FUCKs….I mean,FOX News Channel was greatly Disappointed with the US Election Results last November 4 Where Barack Obama has beaten John Mc Cain,The most Favorable Candidate of that “News Channel” [But in my Opinion,it's a COMEDY Channel!]

I have seen their News Anchors’ Faces,And I tell you what,It seems that they were in a Burial that time…..

I don’t think they are still living on their Slogan,”Fair and Balanced”,That’s why I have come up with this Suggestion : Changing their Corporate Slogan.

So Here now are The list of FOX News’ New Slogans…Hope They Like it…

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Paid in Balance!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : We put The EEEEEEEWWW in the News!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : The News Channel for People with Severe Brain Damage

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : 50% truth…100% lies

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Fair and Balanced…Except for the Democrats!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Mental Institutions’ Most Watched News Channel

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Here LIES

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Home of the Greatest Mathematicians ever!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Death to the Muslims!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : KILL OBAMA!!!!!

And Last but not the Least

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : We Live on O’Reily’s Central Philosophy,To respect our Guests…..BY SHOUTING AT THEM!

Senator Barack Obama is now The United States’ 44th President…Well,My Initial reaction is…I was SHOCKED…REALLY SHOCKED….WHOA!!!

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Though in terms of percentage,it was a close fight,Senator Obama was miles ahead over Senator Mc Cain in terms of Electoral Votes,According to MSNBC,Obama got 339 Electoral Votes while Mc Cain Got 149.

Mc Cain won in Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia and Wyoming. He also won at least 3 of Nebraska’s five electoral votes, with the other two in doubt.

Meanwile,Obama got California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, the District of Columbia, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Virginia, Vermont, Washington and Wisconsin,But wait! Before you react,African Countries are NOT included in his Votes!

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According to the Exit Poll done by the Associated Press,Sen.Obama is popular to Women,Hispanics and of course…Afro Americans.

While Majority of People who Voted for Mc Cain were Men,White Americans and War veterans,And an Unconfirmed Report that most of those white american who voted for him were his relatives.

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Republican John McCain concedes the presidential race to Barack Obama, saying the Democrat has achieved a “great thing” for himself and the country with his historic victory.

McCain — with wife Cindy on one side and running-mate Sarah Palin on the other — urged his supporters to put aside partisan differences and work to get “the country moving again.” Speaking from outside the Arizona Biltmore Hotel in Phoenix, McCain told his supporters: “It’s natural tonight to feel some disappointment. Though we fell short, the failure is mine, not yours.”

And if Mc Cain accepted his Defeat,Goerge W. Bush Didn’t.

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COMPAIRING THE ELECTION IN THE US AND THE PHILIPPINES :

In the US : After the Votes were casted off,There will be Tow types of candidates,The First one is The Winner and the Other one is the Loser,Of course,The loser will accept his defeat.

In the Philippines : After the votes were casted off,There will be also Two Types of Candidates,The First one is the Cheater and the Other one has been Cheated.

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FUTURE NEWS :

Obama Wins ; Africans Jumped for Joy

Obama Wins ; Charcoal,Black Suit and Blacksmith Business Boomed

Obama Wins ; FOX News Dis-appointed,O’reliy to commit Suicide

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In CHEESE : Dingdong Dantes finally confirms his break-up with Karylle,When asked why,he said it is Personal,Though for me,It is Obvious…Aw!…I mean,Ouch!

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet : Caringal,Versoza’s Wife to go back in Moscow

Tabloid : Caringal at Asawa ni Versoza,May “HONEYMOON” sa Moscow?

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JOC_JOC JOC…..BOLANTE!

Question : What is Rey’s Real Surname?

Answer : GAN.

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PERSONALS :

I’m Very much Happy Obama made it…Though I was depressed because his grandma didn’t seen it while she is Alive,But I know that she is with our Creator right now.

May GOD’s Guidance be with Obama….Always!

Have a Nice Day Everyone!

Several days after he announced that he and his colleagues in the “Euro” generals Team will atted The senate Investigation on the Moscow Trip Scandal,Retired PNP General Eliseo Dela Paz did not appear in the said hearing [Nor his shadow], And with that,Sen.Miriam Defensor Santiago ordered the Senate Sergeant of Arms to arrest them immediately,Meanwhile,PNP Gen.Jesus Versoza ordered his men to look for them,He suspected that That Dela Paz is hiding in a Motel,Together with Versoza’s wife.

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Several Days after he boastfully announced that he will attend the Senate Inquiry on The Moscow Trip,Retired PNP General Eliseo Dela Paz didn’t show his face in the Senate,It means to say that the Male Version of Patani [of Survivor Phils.] doesn’t want “Over-Exfosyur” anymore since he won’t run for any position in 2010.

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A group of public school teachers on Thursday filed before the Court of Appeals a petition seeking to nullify some policies of the Government Service Insurance System (GSIS),They accused GSIS president Winston Garcia of implementing Such policies that were against their rights,Including “CLIP” [Claims and Loans Interdependency Policy],GSIS,However,Denied these accusation,And tells that they were being black-mailed by MERALCO.

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NASECORE will file a petition on the Energy Regulatory Commission to withdraw its decision on allowing MERALCO to implement such rate hike,Our KAPAMILYAS got mad at the petitioners.

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet : Dela Paz,no show in Senate
Tabloid : Dela Paza,Misis ni Versoza,Nagtatago

GMA News : NASECORE,aapela sa ERC para pigilan ang rate Hike ng MERALCO
TV5 News : Rate hike ng MERALCO,Di makatarungan ayon sa Ilang kongresista
ABS-CBN News : GMA at TV5,Naghihiganti sa ABS!

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NEWS UPDATE : The ABS-CBN network and The “Buzz” main host Boy Abunda will make a public apology on the Sunday afternoon talk show for the “uncontrollable behavior” of Cristy Fermin during an interview on Oct. 5 regarding her feud with Nadia Montenegro,told the Inquirer,The apology was due to the libelous statements that Fermin has said against Montenegro,Abunda is said to be joined by ABS-CBN News’ Maria Ressa in begging repentance to the Public.

The British Broadcasting Corpopration has released a Public Apology Statement with regards to The Episode of Harry and Paul shown on the BBC One,”Lambasting” the image of the OFWs,Here’s the Complete Statement of the BBC:

Many thanks for your e-mail regarding ‘Harry & Paul’ on 26 September. We understand that you were concerned by the depiction of a Filipino woman featured in the programme.

Firstly, we’re sorry if you were in any way offended by the programme as this wasn’t our intention.

The sketch in question is from a series known as ‘Northern Monkey’, which has featured strongly in both series of the programme over the last two years.

The sketches are about a very posh, upper-class family who keep a ‘pet northerner’ in their home. Harry Enfield plays Roger, the man of the house, and Paul Whitehouse plays Clive, the so-called ‘pet’ northerner.

In this particular sketch, Roger has decided he would like to ‘breed’ Clive, so a maid is brought in to see if he will respond and ‘mate’ with her.

Clive’s entirely uninterested so Roger gives the maid instructions to see if she can elicit a response from him – to no avail. The fact that the maid is from the Philippines isn’t relevant to the comedy.

This is clearly a preposterous and absurd situation and the comedy is aimed at the appalling insensitivity of Roger and his awful upper-class family, rather than poor Clive and his situation – in this case being asked to ‘mate’ with their maid.

‘Harry & Paul’ is a post-watershed comedy sketch show well-known for its exaggerated humour and absurd characters. It in no way represents real people and was never intended to offend or demean any viewer.

That said, we recognise that you were personally offended by the sketch and would like to assure you that your complaint has been registered on our audience log.

This is a daily report of audience feedback that’s circulated to many BBC staff, including members of the BBC Executive Board, channel controllers and other senior managers. It’s also published on our intranet site, so it’s available for all staff to view.

All feedback we receive, whether positive or negative, is always appreciated and we’d like to thank you again for taking the time to contact us with your concerns.

Regards

BBC Complaints
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints