Barack Obama has the Biggest Chance of Winning the Race for Presidency in The United States,The World’s Powerful Country.

It seems that The US was Enlightened by An Afro-American.

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Senator John Mc Cain,However,Said that he won’t be waiving his White flag unless the votes are casted,He’s confident he will win,While saying it,His Pants turned WET.

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The Commission on Elections [COMELEC] of the Philippines is observing the Polls for the 2008 US National Elections,The Commission wants to know the Process of Election Automation in the Said Country so that in 2010,They will use it for Cheating in Favor of PGMA’s bets…

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BREAKING NEWS : The Batangas Coffee Farmers have created a New Coffee Variant inspired by The 2008 US National Elections,This new variant is Darker than Any other Coffee Variants in the World.

The New Variant will Be Called KAPENG BARAKO……BAMA.

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US ELECTION SLOGAN :

Barack Obama : Change…We Need

John Mc Cain : Country First

Eliseo Dela Paz : Money CHANGEr for the COUNTRY of Euros.

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FUTURE HEADLINES :

Barack Obama wins ; America will be having a “BLACK” christmas this Year.

Barack Obama wins ; America sees new LIGHT

Barack Obama wins ; Charcoal Business boomed

Barack Obama wins ; Arroyo jumped for Joy.

Barack Obama wins ; Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sighed in Relief

John Mc Cain : “Obama Cheated ; He called Garci”

John Mc Cain : “Obama Cheated ; He brought flying voters from Africa.

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JOC-JOC-JOC…. BOLANTE!

QUESTION : Ano ang Tunay na Apelyido ni Chris Tiu?

SAGOT : Ferminit,Pwede ring Ferdelion…..

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PERSONALS :

I Hope that The Next President of the United States will Implement REAL Reformation in their Government,He should think that His Country that he is ruling Right now is The Most Powerful in The World,Hence,He should Humble his Country and always remeber to Put his Feet on the Ground,Because For me,A Humble Person will be Raised by GOD.

PS : Don’t forget to send me some Dollars!

Have a Nice Day Everyone!

The “Euro” Generals had arrived in the Philippines at around 1:15 PM,In a Press Con hours after the group arrived,Ret. General Eliseo Dela Paz said that he,Together with other generals included in That Moscow trip said that they are ready to Face the Senate and the Lower House’s Inquiry regarding to this matter,He also beg PNP’s repentance for the scandal he has Made,And for Not bringing some Pasalubongs for them.

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The “Euro” generals and their spouses CAME several days after being interrogated by Russian Customs Officials,Said PNP General Jesus Versosa,And with that,A pervert reacted : “WHAT? Several days? Tagal nun ha? Ako nga 10 Minutes lang,Bagsak na!”

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ERC had approved the Power Hike filed by Meralco,Starting November,Residential consumers using up to 200 kilowatt-hours of power monthly would be paying 77.84 centavos per kwh, or 36 percent more, as distribution charges, the ERC said in its decision released on Tuesday,However,The ERC ordered them to Pay back P 3.9 Billion to their Consumers from the Companies’ Over-recovery using the Currency Rate adjustment [Popularly known as CERA]…See? Paano niyo mababayaran ang Utang ng mga Lopez,Puro kayo Refund?

DISCLAIMER : If you are a Fan of Simon Atkins or Chris Tiu,Do NOT read this!

Regal Entertainment and APT productions will be producing a Basketball-Inspired Film featuring heartthrobs Chris Tiu of Ateneo Blue Eagles and Simon Atkins of Dela Salle Green Archers,The producers said that they were the first choice for this Movie due to their Impact as Basketball Stars,However,They denied those rumors that they are actually Producing a Gay film and That Tiu will be Atkins’ Leading LADY.

Some members of The United Nations had already expressed their fears about North Korea’s Dis-armament,They feared that The Communists’ State would change its mind and Continue in doing some Nuke Experiments Outside NoKor,The Philippine Government,However,Quickly Denied that these Plans will be transfered in Mindanao.

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EXCLUSIVE : Due to some difficulties in paying their Creditors,The Lopez Group of Companies will launch a TV Ad Campaign so that the Public would help them in Paying their Debt amounting to P 120 Billion.

Here now is the Transcript of that Ad.

LOPEZ GROUP OF COMPANIES [LGC] TV AD (30 Seconds)

SFX : Horror Themed Music

JUDAY : Bagsak na Ekonomiya

CLIPS : News Clips of Lehman Bros and AIG’s Bankruptcy

JUDAY : Bagsak na Ratings

CLIPS : The Latest AGB Nielsen TV Ratings Report

JUDAY : Bagsak na Pamamahala

CLIPS : Employees’ Rally outside ABS-CBN and MERALCO’s Investors Meeting

JUDAY : Kaya tuloy,Bagsak ang aming Kumpanya.

CLIPS : LGC’s Latest Financial Report

JUDAY : Hahayaan niyo bang Magsara kami?

CLIPS : Wille Revillame Crying without tears

JUDAY : Tulungan niyo kami….Mag-donate sa WOWOWEE!

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CURRENCY EXCHANGE:

€ 105,000 = Get caught by Foreing Customs Officials = Senate and Congress Inquiry = Free publicity for 2010

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES:

Broadsheet : Divers prepare to retrieve bodies [in Sulpicio Tragedy]
Tabloid : Divers,Handa nang Sumisid

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PERSONALS :

I would like to thank those who greeted me in my Birthday last Sunday [Oct.19]…I could not mention their names because they are a lot many,Anyways…From the bottom of my heart,I thank you all,May GOD Bless us Always!