Jocelyn “Joc-Joc” Bolante returned to the Phils. after several Years of “Hiding”,The Senate assumes that this will be the end of Their Investigation regading The Fertilizer Fund Scam,Executive Sec. Eduardo Ermita,However,Told the Media that The Government wasn’t worried about Joc-joc’s Comeback,His voice is Somewhat Shaky while saying this.

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President Arroyo says she’s not worried about Joc-joc’s Return in the Country,Her knees were shivering and Her Long skirt is wet while saying this.

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Anyways,Is it true that The Brand Name of The Dextrose that St.Lukes is giving to Joc-Joc Bolante is “UREA COMPLETE”?

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EXCLUSIVE : The HEADLINES News Team was given by the Senate a Chance to Interview the “Architect” of Fertilizer Fund Scam,Mr.Jocelyn “Joc-Joc” Bolante via Phone,Here now is the transcript of that Interview :

HEADLINES TEAM [HT] : Hello,Sir

JOCELYN “JOC-JOC” BOLANTE [JJ] : Yes,Who’s This?

HT : We are from the HEADLINES Blog,We want to get your side on The Fertilizer Fund Issue,Is it true that it has been used as The Administration’ Campaign Fund for The 2004 Presidential Elections?

JJ : Sorry,I could not answer your Question right now…

HT : Why not?

JJ : I am in the Hospital Right now

HT : And why are you in the Hospital?

JJ : Of Course,I’m not feeling well,I am sick!

HT : And why are you sick?

JJ : Because I…A…hey,Wait a minute,Why are you asking me like That?

HT : And why not?

JJ : Are you Crazy,You should Know the Answer!

HT : And why do you think we Know the Answer to that Question?

JJ : A….What the…Oh my God,This is terrible,You’re Insane!

HT : And Why do you think we are Insane?

JJ : Because You are asking Non-sense Questions!

HT : How sure are you it is Non-sense?

JJ : You’re so pathetic?

HT : If we are pathetic,Then How about you?

JJ : I will go Crazy because of You!

HT : If you will go Crazy,Then Why are you there in That “General” Hospital? You should go to a Mental Institution or See some Psychiathrist…

JJ : You know what,I don’t know who are you,Or What’s on Your Bloody mind,For I am sick of your Non-sense Questions…Stop Asking That way!

HT : Of course we Should,We are the Interviewer,That’s why we are asking…Isn’t it obvious?

JJ : ***Silent Mode***

HT : Now,before we end this,May I know why did you answer all of our questions even If you don’t want to answer because you are in the Hospital?

JJ : ***A loud bang was heard from his place,It seems that he has thrown his Cellphone…:***

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Special Report : Anime Titles that suit a Personality,Politician or a Thing.

US Presidential Candidate Barrack Obama : Darker than Black

MMDA Road Signs : Read or Die

Willie Revillame : Devil May Cry

Philippine Congressmen/Sen.Manny Villar/MERALCO : POKEMON [Pocket Monsters]

Tim Yap,John Osmena,GUCCI Gang : Super GALS! / Green-Green

Sen. Jamby Madrigal : Absolute Boy

EX – PNP Controller Eliseo dela Paz : Mysterious Thief Pride

PNP General Jesus Versoza : Elfen LIED

Estonia Computer Hackers : DIGIMON [Digital Monsters]

Baron Guisler/John Estrada : Power Stone [You know what I mean]

Nadia Montenegro : Super Boink

Annabelle Rama and Cristy Fermin: Monster [Not Monster Mom...Just Monster]

And Last but NOT the least :

Philippine President Gloria Arroyo : Jigoku Shoujo

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet : Joc-joc Bolante to Face the Senate ; Malacanang dedma.
Tabloid : Joc-joc,Haharap sa Senado ; Arroyo,Sumakit….ANG TIYAN.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT BY IMBE : There are Some poor people who Steal because They have Nothing,But There are some rich people who Steal NOT because They don’t have any,But because they want to have More.

OTOBER 31 is a Working Day…Magsipasok kayooooo!!!!

Have a Nice day Everyone!

Several days after he announced that he and his colleagues in the “Euro” generals Team will atted The senate Investigation on the Moscow Trip Scandal,Retired PNP General Eliseo Dela Paz did not appear in the said hearing [Nor his shadow], And with that,Sen.Miriam Defensor Santiago ordered the Senate Sergeant of Arms to arrest them immediately,Meanwhile,PNP Gen.Jesus Versoza ordered his men to look for them,He suspected that That Dela Paz is hiding in a Motel,Together with Versoza’s wife.

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Several Days after he boastfully announced that he will attend the Senate Inquiry on The Moscow Trip,Retired PNP General Eliseo Dela Paz didn’t show his face in the Senate,It means to say that the Male Version of Patani [of Survivor Phils.] doesn’t want “Over-Exfosyur” anymore since he won’t run for any position in 2010.

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A group of public school teachers on Thursday filed before the Court of Appeals a petition seeking to nullify some policies of the Government Service Insurance System (GSIS),They accused GSIS president Winston Garcia of implementing Such policies that were against their rights,Including “CLIP” [Claims and Loans Interdependency Policy],GSIS,However,Denied these accusation,And tells that they were being black-mailed by MERALCO.

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NASECORE will file a petition on the Energy Regulatory Commission to withdraw its decision on allowing MERALCO to implement such rate hike,Our KAPAMILYAS got mad at the petitioners.

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet : Dela Paz,no show in Senate
Tabloid : Dela Paza,Misis ni Versoza,Nagtatago

GMA News : NASECORE,aapela sa ERC para pigilan ang rate Hike ng MERALCO
TV5 News : Rate hike ng MERALCO,Di makatarungan ayon sa Ilang kongresista
ABS-CBN News : GMA at TV5,Naghihiganti sa ABS!

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NEWS UPDATE : The ABS-CBN network and The “Buzz” main host Boy Abunda will make a public apology on the Sunday afternoon talk show for the “uncontrollable behavior” of Cristy Fermin during an interview on Oct. 5 regarding her feud with Nadia Montenegro,told the Inquirer,The apology was due to the libelous statements that Fermin has said against Montenegro,Abunda is said to be joined by ABS-CBN News’ Maria Ressa in begging repentance to the Public.