Senator Barack Obama is now The United States’ 44th President…Well,My Initial reaction is…I was SHOCKED…REALLY SHOCKED….WHOA!!!

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Though in terms of percentage,it was a close fight,Senator Obama was miles ahead over Senator Mc Cain in terms of Electoral Votes,According to MSNBC,Obama got 339 Electoral Votes while Mc Cain Got 149.

Mc Cain won in Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia and Wyoming. He also won at least 3 of Nebraska’s five electoral votes, with the other two in doubt.

Meanwile,Obama got California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, the District of Columbia, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Virginia, Vermont, Washington and Wisconsin,But wait! Before you react,African Countries are NOT included in his Votes!

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According to the Exit Poll done by the Associated Press,Sen.Obama is popular to Women,Hispanics and of course…Afro Americans.

While Majority of People who Voted for Mc Cain were Men,White Americans and War veterans,And an Unconfirmed Report that most of those white american who voted for him were his relatives.

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Republican John McCain concedes the presidential race to Barack Obama, saying the Democrat has achieved a “great thing” for himself and the country with his historic victory.

McCain — with wife Cindy on one side and running-mate Sarah Palin on the other — urged his supporters to put aside partisan differences and work to get “the country moving again.” Speaking from outside the Arizona Biltmore Hotel in Phoenix, McCain told his supporters: “It’s natural tonight to feel some disappointment. Though we fell short, the failure is mine, not yours.”

And if Mc Cain accepted his Defeat,Goerge W. Bush Didn’t.

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COMPAIRING THE ELECTION IN THE US AND THE PHILIPPINES :

In the US : After the Votes were casted off,There will be Tow types of candidates,The First one is The Winner and the Other one is the Loser,Of course,The loser will accept his defeat.

In the Philippines : After the votes were casted off,There will be also Two Types of Candidates,The First one is the Cheater and the Other one has been Cheated.

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FUTURE NEWS :

Obama Wins ; Africans Jumped for Joy

Obama Wins ; Charcoal,Black Suit and Blacksmith Business Boomed

Obama Wins ; FOX News Dis-appointed,O’reliy to commit Suicide

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In CHEESE : Dingdong Dantes finally confirms his break-up with Karylle,When asked why,he said it is Personal,Though for me,It is Obvious…Aw!…I mean,Ouch!

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet : Caringal,Versoza’s Wife to go back in Moscow

Tabloid : Caringal at Asawa ni Versoza,May “HONEYMOON” sa Moscow?

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JOC_JOC JOC…..BOLANTE!

Question : What is Rey’s Real Surname?

Answer : GAN.

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PERSONALS :

I’m Very much Happy Obama made it…Though I was depressed because his grandma didn’t seen it while she is Alive,But I know that she is with our Creator right now.

May GOD’s Guidance be with Obama….Always!

Have a Nice Day Everyone!

Jocelyn “Joc-Joc” Bolante returned to the Phils. after several Years of “Hiding”,The Senate assumes that this will be the end of Their Investigation regading The Fertilizer Fund Scam,Executive Sec. Eduardo Ermita,However,Told the Media that The Government wasn’t worried about Joc-joc’s Comeback,His voice is Somewhat Shaky while saying this.

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President Arroyo says she’s not worried about Joc-joc’s Return in the Country,Her knees were shivering and Her Long skirt is wet while saying this.

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Anyways,Is it true that The Brand Name of The Dextrose that St.Lukes is giving to Joc-Joc Bolante is “UREA COMPLETE”?

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EXCLUSIVE : The HEADLINES News Team was given by the Senate a Chance to Interview the “Architect” of Fertilizer Fund Scam,Mr.Jocelyn “Joc-Joc” Bolante via Phone,Here now is the transcript of that Interview :

HEADLINES TEAM [HT] : Hello,Sir

JOCELYN “JOC-JOC” BOLANTE [JJ] : Yes,Who’s This?

HT : We are from the HEADLINES Blog,We want to get your side on The Fertilizer Fund Issue,Is it true that it has been used as The Administration’ Campaign Fund for The 2004 Presidential Elections?

JJ : Sorry,I could not answer your Question right now…

HT : Why not?

JJ : I am in the Hospital Right now

HT : And why are you in the Hospital?

JJ : Of Course,I’m not feeling well,I am sick!

HT : And why are you sick?

JJ : Because I…A…hey,Wait a minute,Why are you asking me like That?

HT : And why not?

JJ : Are you Crazy,You should Know the Answer!

HT : And why do you think we Know the Answer to that Question?

JJ : A….What the…Oh my God,This is terrible,You’re Insane!

HT : And Why do you think we are Insane?

JJ : Because You are asking Non-sense Questions!

HT : How sure are you it is Non-sense?

JJ : You’re so pathetic?

HT : If we are pathetic,Then How about you?

JJ : I will go Crazy because of You!

HT : If you will go Crazy,Then Why are you there in That “General” Hospital? You should go to a Mental Institution or See some Psychiathrist…

JJ : You know what,I don’t know who are you,Or What’s on Your Bloody mind,For I am sick of your Non-sense Questions…Stop Asking That way!

HT : Of course we Should,We are the Interviewer,That’s why we are asking…Isn’t it obvious?

JJ : ***Silent Mode***

HT : Now,before we end this,May I know why did you answer all of our questions even If you don’t want to answer because you are in the Hospital?

JJ : ***A loud bang was heard from his place,It seems that he has thrown his Cellphone…:***

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Special Report : Anime Titles that suit a Personality,Politician or a Thing.

US Presidential Candidate Barrack Obama : Darker than Black

MMDA Road Signs : Read or Die

Willie Revillame : Devil May Cry

Philippine Congressmen/Sen.Manny Villar/MERALCO : POKEMON [Pocket Monsters]

Tim Yap,John Osmena,GUCCI Gang : Super GALS! / Green-Green

Sen. Jamby Madrigal : Absolute Boy

EX – PNP Controller Eliseo dela Paz : Mysterious Thief Pride

PNP General Jesus Versoza : Elfen LIED

Estonia Computer Hackers : DIGIMON [Digital Monsters]

Baron Guisler/John Estrada : Power Stone [You know what I mean]

Nadia Montenegro : Super Boink

Annabelle Rama and Cristy Fermin: Monster [Not Monster Mom...Just Monster]

And Last but NOT the least :

Philippine President Gloria Arroyo : Jigoku Shoujo

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet : Joc-joc Bolante to Face the Senate ; Malacanang dedma.
Tabloid : Joc-joc,Haharap sa Senado ; Arroyo,Sumakit….ANG TIYAN.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT BY IMBE : There are Some poor people who Steal because They have Nothing,But There are some rich people who Steal NOT because They don’t have any,But because they want to have More.

OTOBER 31 is a Working Day…Magsipasok kayooooo!!!!

Have a Nice day Everyone!

The Members of Philippine Chamber of Commerce and Industry[PCCI] said on Friday that they had asked MERALCO to postpone their Plans for a Rate Hike since The World Economy is still in Red,And to think of their Social Responsibility to the Public.

MERALCO,However,Reacted to the said Statement : “What Social Responsibility? Wehave to think of ABS-CBN’s Talents…Sumusweldo rin kaya sila?”

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Today,The Energy Regulatory Commision [ERC] recently ordered the deferment of MERALCO’s Rate Hike due to a Petition Submitted by NASECORE,Requesting the Utility Co. To return what they have overcharged to its Costumers.

The NASECORE was very happy with the Decision,The PCCI thought it was right,ABS-CBN said it was ILLEGAL.

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EXCLUSIVE : ABS-CBN recently Conducted an “Employees’ Opinion” survey asking on whether the ERC’s decision to stop MERALCO’s Power Rate adjustment was influenced by the Government or Not,They all said NO,When asked why,They replied: “Because It was GMA-7 who influenced them”

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THE MAIN NEWS : After some years of hiding,Jocelyn “Joc-joc” Bolante will be sent back to the Philippines as soon as possible,The Philippine National Police [PNP] is now preparing for his arrival,PNP will escort him as soon as he arrives,and be brought to The Headquarters of The National Bureau of Investigation [NBI],When asked what will they do to Bolante,They replied : “We will hide him Somewhere in CAVITE [Joc-joc-joc!]

NEWS UPDATE : Joc-joc Bolante will be returning home tonight [Around 11:00 PM Philippine Time] to face the Charges against Him,The Senate prepared a Room for his Overnight Stay there once he gets arrested,The NBI and the PNP,However,prepared his Burial somewhere in Cavite.

MORE NEWS UPDATE : Joc-oc Bolante is Finally Back! The Senate Authorities brought him to a Hospital after his arrival due to unknown Illness [Or I doubt if he really is sick],To which the PNP says : Ay,sayang! Pinasadya pa naman namin yung Kabaong dun sa Cavite!”

BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES:

Broadsheet : Dela Paz,3 Others will face cahrges on Russia Mess
Tabloid : Dela Paz,haharap sa asunto,Misis ni Versoza,Lusot!

PERSONALS :

Have you watched “Experience GMA” last night? What do you think about it?

I have seen the trailer of it on YouTube but then I lost my interest on it when I saw Those Mariposas in one of Regine’s performances,I guess Louie Ignacio directed that Special

CHANGES :

The owner of this Blog will be Launching another Specialty Blog Newt Week,Due to that,There will be some Changes in Updating this Blog.

I’ll be Updating this Blog every Monday,Wednesday,Friday and Sunday…I hope you will still view and Support my Blog,Thank you Very much!

NEXT HEADLINE:

Joc-Joc Bolante’s return
Special Report : Anime and Politics

Several days after he announced that he and his colleagues in the “Euro” generals Team will atted The senate Investigation on the Moscow Trip Scandal,Retired PNP General Eliseo Dela Paz did not appear in the said hearing [Nor his shadow], And with that,Sen.Miriam Defensor Santiago ordered the Senate Sergeant of Arms to arrest them immediately,Meanwhile,PNP Gen.Jesus Versoza ordered his men to look for them,He suspected that That Dela Paz is hiding in a Motel,Together with Versoza’s wife.

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Several Days after he boastfully announced that he will attend the Senate Inquiry on The Moscow Trip,Retired PNP General Eliseo Dela Paz didn’t show his face in the Senate,It means to say that the Male Version of Patani [of Survivor Phils.] doesn’t want “Over-Exfosyur” anymore since he won’t run for any position in 2010.

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A group of public school teachers on Thursday filed before the Court of Appeals a petition seeking to nullify some policies of the Government Service Insurance System (GSIS),They accused GSIS president Winston Garcia of implementing Such policies that were against their rights,Including “CLIP” [Claims and Loans Interdependency Policy],GSIS,However,Denied these accusation,And tells that they were being black-mailed by MERALCO.

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NASECORE will file a petition on the Energy Regulatory Commission to withdraw its decision on allowing MERALCO to implement such rate hike,Our KAPAMILYAS got mad at the petitioners.

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet : Dela Paz,no show in Senate
Tabloid : Dela Paza,Misis ni Versoza,Nagtatago

GMA News : NASECORE,aapela sa ERC para pigilan ang rate Hike ng MERALCO
TV5 News : Rate hike ng MERALCO,Di makatarungan ayon sa Ilang kongresista
ABS-CBN News : GMA at TV5,Naghihiganti sa ABS!

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NEWS UPDATE : The ABS-CBN network and The “Buzz” main host Boy Abunda will make a public apology on the Sunday afternoon talk show for the “uncontrollable behavior” of Cristy Fermin during an interview on Oct. 5 regarding her feud with Nadia Montenegro,told the Inquirer,The apology was due to the libelous statements that Fermin has said against Montenegro,Abunda is said to be joined by ABS-CBN News’ Maria Ressa in begging repentance to the Public.

LTFRB said on Wednesday that it had suspended some routes of Joanna Jesh Bus lines after one of their buses got an accident around midnight of Tuesday in EDSA-Santolan due to overspeeding,killing a Prominent Doctor,The Drivers,However,Got angry at this Decision,They are worried that they might not be able to buy their families’ needs,But Chairman Thompson Lantion replied : “That’s easy!,Baklasin nila ang mga Bus nila,Ibenta nila sa Junkshop…”

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Still on the Suspension of The Joanna Jesh franchise,The Bus Liner Officials will be summoned by The LTFRB to air their side on this matter,They were also requested to send their reply on whether the LTFBR should remove their License to operate or not,The Bus company will face the Inquiry,And is ready to tell the Board that Their employees are Ordinary Bus Drivers at day,And turn out to be Drag racers at night.

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The Philippine National Police on Wednesday assured the complete attendance of its senior police officials, including its chief Dir. Gen. Jesus Verzosa, on Thursday’s Senate investigation on the so-called Moscow mess,When asked how they are preparing for the probe,Versoza answered : “We will bring ear plugs para di kami mabingi sa Sermon ni Sen.Santiago”

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Some Militant Cogresmmen Requested the Energy Regulatory Commision to stop the upcoming Rate Hike of MERALCO when they learned that The Philippine’s Largest Energy Distributor would actually Earn more after it was allowed to collect higher rates,The Congressmen accused MERALCO of profiteering,MERALCO,however,denied this and said that they will never get any single centavo from this,because The Rate Hike would actually go to ABS-CBN Stars’ talent fees.

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

GMA News : MERALCO to collect higher rates by November
TV5 News : MERALCO’s hike Unfair says Congressmen
ABS-CBN News : GMA,TV5 taking up revenge againts ABS-CBN

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FUTURE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet :
Dela Paz : “It wasn’t Jueteng Money,It’s from Lotteng”
Dela Paz denies relationship with Versoza’s wife
PNP’s new Meaning : Pulos Nakaw na Pera
Bus Drivers to get Drag Racing course

Tabloid :
Doktor,Nalitson sa Kotse
Dela Paz : Di kami namasyal,Nag-sight seeing lang
PETA : Gatas ni Mommy,Melamine Free [Tara,Let's drink Mommy's Milk!]

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PERSONALS :

Don’t Forget to watch Case Unclosed Tommorow night ,They will revisit the Merciless murder of  Maureen Hultmann and Roland John Chapman,Hosted by Kara David,Case Unclosed airs every Thursday after Saksi on GMA.