FACT : The FUCKs….I mean,FOX News Channel was greatly Disappointed with the US Election Results last November 4 Where Barack Obama has beaten John Mc Cain,The most Favorable Candidate of that “News Channel” [But in my Opinion,it's a COMEDY Channel!]

I have seen their News Anchors’ Faces,And I tell you what,It seems that they were in a Burial that time…..

I don’t think they are still living on their Slogan,”Fair and Balanced”,That’s why I have come up with this Suggestion : Changing their Corporate Slogan.

So Here now are The list of FOX News’ New Slogans…Hope They Like it…

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Paid in Balance!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : We put The EEEEEEEWWW in the News!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : The News Channel for People with Severe Brain Damage

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : 50% truth…100% lies

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Fair and Balanced…Except for the Democrats!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Mental Institutions’ Most Watched News Channel

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Here LIES

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Home of the Greatest Mathematicians ever!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : Death to the Muslims!

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : KILL OBAMA!!!!!

And Last but not the Least

FOX NEWS CHANNEL : We Live on O’Reily’s Central Philosophy,To respect our Guests…..BY SHOUTING AT THEM!

Senator Barack Obama is now The United States’ 44th President…Well,My Initial reaction is…I was SHOCKED…REALLY SHOCKED….WHOA!!!

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Though in terms of percentage,it was a close fight,Senator Obama was miles ahead over Senator Mc Cain in terms of Electoral Votes,According to MSNBC,Obama got 339 Electoral Votes while Mc Cain Got 149.

Mc Cain won in Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia and Wyoming. He also won at least 3 of Nebraska’s five electoral votes, with the other two in doubt.

Meanwile,Obama got California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, the District of Columbia, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Virginia, Vermont, Washington and Wisconsin,But wait! Before you react,African Countries are NOT included in his Votes!

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According to the Exit Poll done by the Associated Press,Sen.Obama is popular to Women,Hispanics and of course…Afro Americans.

While Majority of People who Voted for Mc Cain were Men,White Americans and War veterans,And an Unconfirmed Report that most of those white american who voted for him were his relatives.

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Republican John McCain concedes the presidential race to Barack Obama, saying the Democrat has achieved a “great thing” for himself and the country with his historic victory.

McCain — with wife Cindy on one side and running-mate Sarah Palin on the other — urged his supporters to put aside partisan differences and work to get “the country moving again.” Speaking from outside the Arizona Biltmore Hotel in Phoenix, McCain told his supporters: “It’s natural tonight to feel some disappointment. Though we fell short, the failure is mine, not yours.”

And if Mc Cain accepted his Defeat,Goerge W. Bush Didn’t.

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COMPAIRING THE ELECTION IN THE US AND THE PHILIPPINES :

In the US : After the Votes were casted off,There will be Tow types of candidates,The First one is The Winner and the Other one is the Loser,Of course,The loser will accept his defeat.

In the Philippines : After the votes were casted off,There will be also Two Types of Candidates,The First one is the Cheater and the Other one has been Cheated.

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FUTURE NEWS :

Obama Wins ; Africans Jumped for Joy

Obama Wins ; Charcoal,Black Suit and Blacksmith Business Boomed

Obama Wins ; FOX News Dis-appointed,O’reliy to commit Suicide

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In CHEESE : Dingdong Dantes finally confirms his break-up with Karylle,When asked why,he said it is Personal,Though for me,It is Obvious…Aw!…I mean,Ouch!

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BATTLE OF THE HEADLINES :

Broadsheet : Caringal,Versoza’s Wife to go back in Moscow

Tabloid : Caringal at Asawa ni Versoza,May “HONEYMOON” sa Moscow?

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JOC_JOC JOC…..BOLANTE!

Question : What is Rey’s Real Surname?

Answer : GAN.

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PERSONALS :

I’m Very much Happy Obama made it…Though I was depressed because his grandma didn’t seen it while she is Alive,But I know that she is with our Creator right now.

May GOD’s Guidance be with Obama….Always!

Have a Nice Day Everyone!